There is a stone cold criminal living under my roof.

So far two victims have come forward. – Lucy-Moose, and the ‘skanky’ elephant.

(you don’t want to know why we call her skanky- that’s an entirely different post)

Both victims had been brutally assaulted- their throats torn open, and the stuffing pulled out of their heads.

It’s disturbing…I know.

What’s worse, for weeks now I have been pulling this fluffy, cotton-y stuff out of Atti’s mouth and wondering where it came from…

Now I know.

Now, you might be wondering, Well, Callie…Do you feed him?

And the answer is yes. Yes, I do.

And furthermore, I don’t think he is swallowing it, because I haven’t found any…ya know.

I think he just chews on it…

And while some mothers might think that this little habit is cause for alarm, I say…

Hey, don’t sweat the small stuff!

So my child kills his teddy bears and eats them… what of it?

It could be much worse…Somehow.

Oh well.

At least he’s cute.