Stone Cold Killer
January 17, 2013 in Little People
There is a stone cold criminal living under my roof.
So far two victims have come forward. – Lucy-Moose, and the ‘skanky’ elephant.
(you don’t want to know why we call her skanky- that’s an entirely different post)
Both victims had been brutally assaulted- their throats torn open, and the stuffing pulled out of their heads.
It’s disturbing…I know.
What’s worse, for weeks now I have been pulling this fluffy, cotton-y stuff out of Atti’s mouth and wondering where it came from…
Now I know.
Now, you might be wondering, Well, Callie…Do you feed him?
And the answer is yes. Yes, I do.
And furthermore, I don’t think he is swallowing it, because I haven’t found any…ya know.
I think he just chews on it…
And while some mothers might think that this little habit is cause for alarm, I say…
Hey, don’t sweat the small stuff!
So my child kills his teddy bears and eats them… what of it?
It could be much worse…Somehow.
At least he’s cute.